When You Just Are Dying

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
allwormsgo2heaven
katscottage

I’m so much more productive after the sun goes down. While the sun is up I feel the weight of having to do things and it just overwhelms me.

But when the sun has gone to bed suddenly my time is my own. I can do with it what I will and oftentimes that means the cleaning I’ve been meaning to do, the projects I’ve been putting off. They suddenly don’t seem overwhelming to me.

I like it when the sun goes down.

love-to-love-puppies

Ah, your ancestors were the ones who kept the night watch around the campfire

katscottage

I’m sorry but this is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

wokeupinawalnut
assiraphales

I miss the genre of movie where literally anything can happen and there’s no questioning it. there’s no judgment. like. a bunch of kids explore a booby trap rigged cave system & find a pirate ship with treasure while an italian crime family tries to kill them. some guys start a ghost fighting agency and then blow up a giant stay puff marshmallow man. david bowie is a goblin king and there’s wonky puppets and a labyrinth. a child commits war crimes against two burglars on christmas. a dad pretends to be a nanny to hang out with his kids. jim carrey in eighty pounds of green make up and fur terrorizes a town. like seriously. bring back absolutely hog wild bonkers ass movies. shits getting boring

its the no notes ghoast

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tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

Oh thank god

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

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pinkmanjesse

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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fnaf-thechoco

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

jijarugen

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

pumpkindobby

I’m scheduling this for every month

sassy-in-glasses

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

splatoon-jim

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

sanders-sides-sins

*slams reblog button*

yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas

Welp it’s that day again

onlyjellyillputinmybelly

Do people just have this queued or something`??